I can imitate the sounds many modified Civics make with my anus.

I’ll address the elephant in the room: men. Male violence. Toxic masculinity.

Yes, “blind” a noun meaning you couldn’t find your own asshole with two hands and a flashlight.

I think you may be blind if you found that when you examined the elephant. Perhaps willfully, but blind as a bat none the less. Try again.

“They took turns sitting on the egg till it hatched and now are feeding it by throwing up in its mouth”

What about tires that need to be replaced anyway? May as well give them a good send off

Burnouts were fun for teenage me. 30-something me sees them as lighting money on fire as every tire spin takes life away from my $1200 / set tires.

I don’t understand the appeal of burn outs. Sure there is noise and smoke, but I own a stereo and a fireplace if I need both at once.

Trudeau was there to ask the Pope to apologize on behalf of the church for the role it played in Canada’s residential schools for natives (aka decades of forced assimilation, sexual and physical abuse, and cultural genocide), so he might have also just not been happy to see Justin either.

If the Pope becomes this grumpy every time someone reminds him of all the people his institution abused, I feel like maybe he chose the wrong career?

Was coming here to say just this. If, say, Pascal Wehrlein came over and qualified 5th, maybe Hamilton’s comment “might” have merit. But Alonso is a 2 x WDC - must mean he’s pretty good...

What he can’t accept is that people call Alonso the best driver in the world, or that he’s more well liked than Hamilton.

Lewis Hamilton, in one of the best cars, only managed to qualify 13th at Monaco and was beaten by the likes of Renault, Haas and Toro Rosso. What does that say about him as a driver?

Well, he’s not a Trump. He’s Kushner. And Kushners certainly do go to prison.

Yeah, passing is so tough at Monaco that I was absolutely thrilled when I found out Kimi got pole. If he can hold his start and get through the first few turns safe, he has a very good chance of getting a much needed win.

“What I do love about Apple is its support for third-party keyboards.”

Its performance is competitive within it’s segment, yes.

It just wouldn’t be gentleman racing without a bit of bankruptcy now and then.

I crossed the entire state of Nebraska doing 100 mph once. But it was New Year’s Day, 2000, and nobody was out because they thought the infrastructure had collapsed. Good times. Not really.

On my occasional trips from San Diego to Tucson I usually set the cruise control at 90 mph or so, and there are still plenty of cars passing me. 100 mph on those empty stretches shouldn’t be considered reckless IMO.