There is a 0% chance that 45 doesn’t say something totally insane, even for him, on this trip. It is going to be long, boring, and he won’t be able to go golfing. He is going to be grouchy as a baby on a roadtrip with a dirty diaper.

Breaking News: Rudy Giuliani now calling for the abolishment of the TSA, citing executive overreach.

Most jalop comment.

With $38B in foreign aid going to Israel. Netanyahu has no choice but to swallow and smile.

Don’t make me append a /s

STOP HARASSING OUR GREAT LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD MASTER OF DEALS HE JUST LOST HIS DEAR FRIEND THE GREAT ROGER AILES A GREAT MAN THAT SPENT HIS LIFE FIGHTING FAKE NEWS.

Why hasn’t that hypocritical piece of shit Netanyahu said anything? If this had been Obama, that scumbag shitbird would’ve made 3 speeches about this already.

It’s certainly a lot quicker but it still uses a torque converter, no? Slushbox isn’t necessarily a derogative term, it just refers to a transmission that operates using fluid as the medium, as opposed to just gears (yes I’m aware that manuals have fluid, but they only use it for lubrication, not to actually control…

Hands that can grabs the largest, most luxurious pussies God ever created.

That’s right. Large hands. Capable of passing on lots of classified information at once.

Yay Trump is saving the auto industry, he’s so great, so tremendous, he has the largest hands of any person I assure you.

I thought this was a pretty good first attempt.

You mean the Trabant can finally break the 16 minute barrier?

Unless the horses are named Li’l Sebastian they can go right to hell!

“Being naked makes us human” is one of those dumb as fuck things people who think they’re deep and meaningful say.

Yea I’m terrified for him in the race. That said, even if the Honda engine is down on power, as long as the damn thing stops blowing up, Alonso should be able to get points. 

This is where they should test autonomous cars:

Thats a lot of money to drive a Fiat 500 loaner most of the year.