@satirical duck hat: Woah woah woah... slow down there, genius [no pun intended, haha!]

Fanboys will be fanboys. That's why they're not returning their iPhone 4's. Denial.

Vote: Your brain.

For the price, sure.

My brain is full of fuck.

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Stop calling it a thumb drive!

@drsquirrel: I don't understand what's so amazing, either. One battery is powering one 12V horn at a time and some undisclosed audio equipment, then starting 24 cars, one at a time. Whoopty doo?

@Stevox: Ok.

Who's this Bill guy, and why's he writing for Gizmodo?

@kerplaw: I approve of this comment in its entirety.

Dear Lifehacker,

Shouldn't step four be called "pairing the Wiimote" instead of "syncing the Wiimote"? #corrections

Too much 4chan for me... I glanced at the title and saw "fapping".

@Wwhat: If you 'work' as a catholic priest (or any other 'priest'), it would definitely be okay — if not totally appropriate.

Who owns an iPad without a case? Wouldn't this be hidden?

How long until Apple yanks these from Etsy?

Why is there a mockup of an Apple ad when it's an AT&T issue?

@PixelProphet: You evidently didn't read my post.

If I must pick a WYSIWYG editor, I'd choose Microsoft Word. Mainly because if you're editing HTML, and need a WYSIWYG editor, you're probably a nooblet.