Only a page with relevant images will suffice... PORN!

@ericesque: They sure look like desks to me... with cathode tubes affixed to them.

I'm self-employed. So if I don't want to go in right when my shop opens, I just send the girlfriend in.

Solution: Get an SSD.

@dsh: They way you started out makes you sound like royalty. Could you pass the Grey Poupon? Or would you like me to light your pipe for you? Fetch your WSJ from the driveway?

I would kill a kid that wrote all over a $2k MBP with a permanent marker. Just another reason I don't have kids.

@oneshot719: No reason to be worried about incoming attacks. Get a router and your problems are gone.

@TheFu: Simply put, I've given Spinrite AT LEAST 10 chances on customer hard drives that were considered dead and a few of my own and it was no more useful than a can of snake oil.

Can't wait to see these results in 6 months.

Vote: Acronis True Image

What can you honestly innovate in a freakin' word processor? Or a spreadsheet application? C'mon, Microsoft. We know it's just the same ole' program that's been reskinned.

If you drink *that* much wine, then you have more problems than the need to split up your garden.

Welcome to two weeks ago, Lifehacker.

...until someone drunk-dials the car's cell phone at 3AM. Zero MPG FTW!

VOTE: iTunes

How many more of these do we need? I guess at least this one controls the keyboard, too. But still... chalk this one up next to the 20,000 fart apps. There's a million "touchpad" apps.

"What does it do?"