Donald Trump and the cat on his head always make me laugh.
You all can laugh now, but one day Donald Trump, National American Treasure, will be no longer in this World, and you all will miss the entertaining lunacy, the joy of sheer madness, and you'll sob and cry...
YES!
That 40-odd year old person with the invasive questions and unearned compliments would either be a spy or your father.
I CAN SEE YOU FROM MY HOUSE, BITCHEZ!
I was thinking the exact same thing. It's got such a 'two wild and crazy guys' spy school vibe to it.
I see your Pure Guava, and raise you one Chocolate and Cheese.
A little reading music:
Na Trang Valley, North Vietnam-1968
Do you seriously expect me to read all these shitty stories?
Yeah, Revenge quickly went from "interesting premise" to "what the fuck is even happening in this show".
You better schedule your guilty pleasure viewing party of Batman and Robin over fast because you'll only be able…
How to choose? Was it the guy who hogtied me with his socks (see my winning entry in the Awkward Sex Pissing Contest)? Was it the iron-worker who was a secret libertarian? Was it the drunk guy who demonstrated how he could come on command and then told me that he had no respect for how I earn a living? Was it either…
I went to David's Bridal, but only to try on various silhouttes. I wasn't really sure what gown would look best on me. After finding the right shape (ballgown. who knew?), I then went online to find something a bit more affordable. It kind of freaked me out to order anything from China. One of my friends who had just…
Not all knock-offs are created equal. I fell in love with a dress that would have cost me £4000 from a store. I was never going to spend that on a dress so I ordered it from a replica dress store in China, with a number of details like the waist line, colour and neckline changed to suit my taste better. I also ordered…
Yeah, it's creepy now that we know she's a fucked up evil lady.
And the funny thing is this.... I have an autistic son. High functioning but still. When he was in like 5th grade? He was almost 6 feet tall and a little meaty. Not fat but you knew the kid was fed. His school started at 9. He had lunch at 1pm. His teacher , a special needs class teacher, wouldn't allow food in…