“When Mexico sends its dogs, they’re not sending their best. Their best dogs are clearly still in Mexico.”

Know that we stand behind you during these ruff times.

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

But seriously, Jose Andres is a goddamn saint. He was in Puerto Rico serving over 10,000 a meals a day after Hurricane Maria struck.

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

I mean, it’s pretty rude to ask a softball question of a soccer coach.

Can you guys ask the venture capitalists to make articles take up less space? It’s kind of hard for me to watch both of the “recent videos” that started playing in two separate places when I’ve got four or five lines of text distracting me.

I mean, the argument that, “You’re playing like crap and might lose your starting job because you’re injured, but we don’t think you should have surgery to fix the injury,” is not what I would call a *strong* argument, but it is definitely an argument I can see a team as dysfunctionally moronic as the Jets making.

Rob Drake, cival war advocate, and friend of the morans.

Aiming for that sweet sweet Astros front office position. 

This is more embarrassing than my unintentional smear campaign against Sports Illustrated when Kathy Ireland was on the cover.

Didn’t you hear?  Because God is the one who helped Altuve hit a HR!  The old man is a big Altuve fan....at least until the next great sports moment happens. That God guy, such a bandwagon fan. 

His comments had everything to do about the game situation that just occurred and nothing else 

Titans Tee up Tannehill, Tanking for Tua, Though Totally Terrible Team in Tidal Town will Take Top Talent

A bunch of Nazis getting their asses kicked by England? Maybe they’re historical re-enactors.

too bad she didn’t try to kill people with a gun or homemade explosives, she might would have got to broadcast longer

Matt, look on the bright side...I’m sure this feels better than being up 28-3 once.

Well, of course! The guy who was mercilessly raping children and threatening to destroy the careers of anyone who got in his way was white a clean cut throwback to days of old!