You can say that about every single team that’s been consistently good in the last two decades. Turns out there are just a lot of shitty, hapless football teams out there.

You think he is distracted now, wait till he sees the guy that followed her out.

Seems a lot more likely they’d end up just having to replay the match in an empty stadium, or something like that.

Fun fact: the English verb “bugger,” which means “to have anal sex,” derives from “Bulgar.” A heretical medieval sect named the Cathars called on its members to eschew having children, but did not proscribe sex; this meant lots of anal. The Cathars were most prominent in the borderlands between Hungary and the…

I...wait. So I, being a Warren backer who finds performative outrage on behalf of communities that have spoken for themselves to be functionally ridiculous and revelatory of white savior complex run amok (there are definite concerns about relative political power for the Cherokee nation here, but still, speaking for…

No, you specifically are a troll. You come here to push your bullshit and then act aggrieved when people correctly call you a troll for your behavior. It’s utterly childish.

I think it’s a combination of the Raptors wanting to reward Kyle Lowry while letting them kick the can on deciding who is going to be the point guard of the future.

The only thing that can stop a bad guy in the women’s showers is a good guy in the women’s showers.

::reads grays::

I predict that you will soon be receiving at least one or more incensed comments from a couple of known quantities who will have only read the article stub prior to flying—full of righteous indignation—to the “reply” button.

...I will be charging a fee for my clairvoyance further down the line.

Turkey Fucks Chicken

The only thing in this article that I completely believe:

It’s a chicken and the egg thing, but the last time I bought SI was an impulse buy at the checkout at the grocery store. My decision was based on two cover stories that seemed interesting, but it was pamphlet-thin for a crazy $5.95 or something, and it had changed so much since the last time I picked it up that I did…

It’s amazing to me how few of these “media titans” recognize why content farms fail: high turnover.

The Washington Football Team is like football Maven.

I’ll always have my Beckett subscription to rely on.  Got a bullish feeling on my Jose Canseco Rated Rookie getting its value back.

I also have a prayer that I need answered, regarding the Seahawks: God, or whomever, can you please have someone gather all those neon green jerseys up, dunk them in gasoline, and then set them on fire?

“The press conference is being drowned out by Chumbawumba” is just an amazing fucking sentence and I’m sure it will be my final thought before I die and I am hashtag-blessed for that. 

Less than half of the Republicans believe he asked Ukraine to investigate Biden even though he’s admitted to doing so.

She went to “Vandegrift High School.” It’s right there on the tin.