I think Trump knows that his base doesn’t really want an end to the ACA so he’ll make a huge splash by vetoing the repeal. Trump has a golden opportunity here to stand up to Congress and he bladder take it.

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

Fun fact: Fred Armisen did his pitch-perfect Penny Marshall impression for this memoir’s official book trailer. In it, Penny answers a phone call from Carrie.

She is afraid public will learn Brad is not the father of any of her children. - Maury

Guys Lindsay always pushes people, that’s what she does, she’s a pusher.

My barbies all just banged constantly - gay, straight, trans inclusive banging.

Have you ever seen Amy Schumer and Tom Hanks in the same place at the same time?

Deadline describes it as “a fish-out-of-water story reminiscent of films like Splash and Big,”

Good.

Actually, you should feel bad for Lady Gaga the cat. She over grooms because her previous owner was killed by her boyfriend over the summer. Then Lady Gaga had to go to a foster home where the other cats bullied her. Then she had to move to another state to live with me. Immediately after the move she was fixed. She…

I have a cat named Lady Gaga. She has to wear pajamas because of her over grooming. You can feel bad for her. And also think she is adorable.

Y’all at this time we should turn to the Wise One, Katy Perry, who once advised us “Watch out for the Regina George in sheep’s clothing.”

I feel bad for Kanye, he hasnt been the same since his mom’s death. Here’s hoping he recovers.

This is why Ashley threw away your mixtape. She was trying to save you from yourself.

Way harsh Tai

plot twist: Taylor is Jennifer’s surrogate.

this hideous cultural document

The Jolie-Pitt children are picking sides! Pax and Shiloh are Team Brad, and the other ones—Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh, and Vivienne—are Team Angie.

Truly Lohan’s greatest creation since playing twins in The Parent Trap.