Kellyanne Conway playing “pat-a-cake” with her boss

“She adds, “I will not buy outfits attached to boxes and I will not buy a doll with permanent underwear. I just won’t.”

I’m starting to feel like I’m the only one who still watches 20 hours of broadcast TV a day.... I’ve seen Charlie advising her about lunch on my 27" CRT many a time.

dead peddlin’ tuna sounds like an euphemism for a sex act performed almost exclusively in bible belt prisons.

Yes, inability to commit to their future, and refusal to stand by Katie is a good way to encapsulate the larger issue. Though Katie grossly overplays the “you HAVE TO take my side on all things/hate this person forever” card. Especially now that she’s in cahoots with Stassi again and wants to be an Alpha Mean Girl.

The alphabet method has led to more bad head than Supercuts.

If it’s any consolation, I do believe plenty of planned for pregnancies also turn into disaffected teens who shop at Hot Topic.

Bob Villa types have no use for dating as they are frequently comfortable with doing it themself.

Reading that made me do involuntary Kegels.

“I’m sorry my team is great, can’t you just treat me like a normal person?”

Let me start by saying I am sorry for your loss and sharing football with your dad is a cool thing that I wish I got to enjoy.

Anyone not understanding #5 isn’t qualified to make their own

You can only fight the opponent you have in front of you. Worry about the next fight later.

For sure feminism has always been associated with white, college educated women. But I have a question. What exactly, in concrete terms, would you like to see white women do? I’m not saying that from a whiny, ‘can’t ever win’ point of view, I’m not asking for a cookie or going around telling people that I’m not one of…

And then, at the end of a very long life, he would appear and gently tell you it was time to clean up your work space.

I see oddly-focused Shia LeBeouf

It reminds me of Jonestown. It really, really does. Jim Jones was fucking baking his brain with drugs and was spiraling into madness and paranoia, and his hangers on just went on down that road with him. He couldn’t stand being told no. Couldn’t stand being questioned, or having to answer for the bad things he’d done.…

Sometimes I think that something extraordinary is going to happen and trump will not be the president anymore, but nothing happens. :(

yeah, it’s like the acquisition of new information can alter previously held ideas for better or for worse! crazy, right?

How does one win an argument with a person who is determined to misunderstand everyone else’s position?