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I know that, I guess I shouldn’t have said “supports” because I know the average consumer has NO CLUE and I can’t fault them for that, because man, they have some great deals.

Nothing against anyone mentioned in the above article, but as someone who worked as a long term temp (almost a year) at Groupon...that place is a SHIT. SHOW.

I don’t know. I really wanted to want to have sex with the fishman, but he seemed so innocent and almost...childlike and you know he had hardboiled egg breath. ugh. I wanted him to be a little more Dom, a little more Godlike, pulling her into his arms, sort of King Kongish. I’d like to lay on his chest though. He has

Or, like you could hit “pending” and see that she’s right.

I’m...I’m sort of in, if only for matthias schoenaerts, but it does seem like a fan fiction plot to me. (and I say that as someone who writes fanfiction).

Yeah. 2016 was...poor for him and the gossip about his behavior was real bad. But I’m excited for the two movies he’s got coming out, which are, of course, little weird indie things, but Ophelia is premiering at Sundance. Maybe that will get him back on the radar. I also continue to dream that he’ll show up on The

She’s engaged to someone else now. They broke up in 2016. Rumors abound that it was Emma related, but I call bullshit on that.

Now that he doesn’t have to be Mr. Paleface he’s slowly destroying himself. Waaaaay too tan and his hair is a mess...A MESS. Would still hit it, furiously.

I mean...just to be clear, you know I’m just over the top fangirling right? I’ve had a crush on him since HP, but I’ve also been married for 24 years so...no, I’m not actually stalking him. I don’t have the energy.

My husband agrees :)

Friend, trust that I know where he is at ALL moments. His instagram is my lifeblood. He is so bizarre and off the rails that I can’t look away, while at the same time I want to chain him up in my basement and take care of him forever, throwing away his stupid hats and cutting his hair so he looks like himself again,

Demi Moore is thirty years older than Nick Jonas so its now officially fine for me to actively pursue Tom Felton, as I am only FIFTEEN years older than him. BRB, on my way to LA.

I just guffawed.

I will not ever in my life understand why someone can’t take the basic, plain, flattering style of clothing of like an Eileen Fisher and make it comfortable/plus sized and affordable. I walk into stores like Avenue or Lane Bryant and if I can even FIND something in soft neutral colors it’s usually meant to “SHOW OF

Nonsense. What you want are big flowers and sequins and maybe a jaunty BUT FIRST LATTES! slogan sprawled across the front, to prove you’re still hip even though you’re fat.

Leopold!

I can’t. I can’t. I love me some trash Bravo starlets but I hate her. She makes me want to burn Los Angeles to the ground but that my dream lover lives there.

His face after that “I hate that you’re in high school” tweet is my reaction to everything in the world lately. A sort of sour, what the hell people, is this a joke grimace.

I suppose you’re from the U.S. since he’s done a couple of t.v. series and mini series in the UK as well as been on Broadway since HP.

I was going to say that in the bedroom for dirty talk amongst partners, I think it’s fine. The filthier the better if you ask me.