Hollllly shit. I knew I hated her for good reason.

excellent.

Now I’m just thinking about which celebrities I’d like to see banging themselves.

I’m only on Book Five of HP with my daughter but aside from having a lot of questions about hygiene amongst first years I always wonder how they kept track of everyone taking and giving points. I mean, teachers are tossing points around in the hallway between classes, do they remember to go write those down? How do…

Awwww, that last pup is Mad Max, his first dog...quite prophetic.

Get out of here with your lame ass dog game Hiddles. You’ll never be the one true Dog Tom and you know it.

I actually have HBO, so it should be on HBO GO right? Sweet.

Where is Tickled available? I want to see it so bad and I can’t find it on Netflix or Amazon Prime.

FINALLY THE GIF IS USABLE

Woah! 200 stars! Thanks! She was sort of sad because she asked me to tweet these to JK Rowling and Tom Felton. I tried to convey to her that they get 4 trillion tweets and emails a day and they probably wouldn’t see it.

Is this where I can show off my daughter who did a mashup this year of her two favorite things: Draco and Corn. Comin at ya: DraCorn Malfoy.

Jesus Christ that would have been the best and easiest costume ever.

This would be a good game, sort of like the two items plus condoms game at the supermarket. What would be the worst thing to hear on the t.v. in the background of an amateur porn? Harry Potter score? Emergency Broadcast System? Diners, Drive Ins and Dives?

I actually didn’t know that. That’s so cool! But I think it still remains one of those pretentious “fashion week” things that I can’t bear “What a fun pant!”

Ok. I see. I thought it had more to do with the copying designs thing they were talking about. I get the time rule completely.

So I’ll admit I’m pretty slow on the uptake and i don’t know the first thing about designing or building clothing, but what is the unfair advantage she would have had by “measuring the crotch of a pant”? (and I just irrationally hate the use of pant, singular) If it’s against the rules its against the rules, that’s…

Take it back. TAKE IT BACK. I’m holding out hope that the reason they dismissed him with barely a second of thought is so we forget about him and then he can come back and wreak some kind of havoc.

I just came to the sad realization the other day that I think I want to BE Kim Zolciak Biermann. I continuously watch Don’t Be Tardy when the marathons are on, I just love the chaos of her life.

Maybe he left in a bitter rage and will come back as the biggest baddest villain of all time from some alternate universe later in the season. It’s my prayer at least.

But...but...Tom Felton....on my T.V....and now not...