I was entirely confused because he looks like an entirely different person. Has he been out of the spotlight so long that I’ve lost track of his aging?

I grew up in a creative, artsy family so I’m glad that she likes to make her own costumes and come up with ideas. Its such good quality time to spend with her.

Oh lord, I’m NOT going to tell her that. She pretty much already believes it about herself :)

Excellent!

She was 8 at the time. And I asked her what her business was, as a business sparrow and she said ‘We pay your bills!’ So that’s awesome.

Is this where we talk about our kids’ halloween costumes? Because my kid can never be something...regular. I mean, when she was three she was a princess and then it all went sideways. Last year she was an Undead Lamb. Two years ago she was A Business Sparrow. (pictured below). And this year we’re in the process of…

And there’s something about his chin/jaw...it’s like so ... long. He’s like Clutch Cargo or something.

I’m like...glitching out on this news....I don’t know what to do with it, because man...in my book Rauner is right after Trump in politicians I hate. He has sent this state (which was already headed that way) right to hell and is a childish, stubborn, uncompromising git. But dammit if I’m not thrilled with this bill.…

Boom. The greatest experience of my life was getting to play Viola. She’s the. most. awesome. Female Shakespeare character.

I.. what...who..WHAT KIND OF HUMAN BEING WOULD APPROACH A STRANGER and ask her if she “KNEW WHAT HER SHIRT MEANT”? If someone is putting a piece of clothing on their back a) I’ll assume they know what they’re doing and/or b) it’s none of my god damn business.

I’ll give it seven days before he goes full Milkshake Duck.

This is what creeped me out, or actually saddened me the most about these videos. Is that there were several times when you saw these children all but BEGGING to be released from these bullshit pranks and the dad saying “You know I have to vlog my life!” It was so gross that he was just deaf and blind to his kids’…

Where do you fall on my dad waking me up EVERY SINGLE APRIL FOOL’S DAY for 11 years at 5:00 am (so I wasn’t fully cognizant) to tell me there was a beautiful herd of deer in the backyard, only to have he and my mother laugh hysterically as I ran/stumbled to the window to look at nothing.

I guess we’ll see what she has to say when Nibiru shows up and kills us all on Thursday.

Yep. Whenever there’s a group introducing themselves I always end up muttering “I’m Jill and you know Bill and Gill”

But is he Phil, or Bill or Gill?

Wait, you’re upset about an Express Walmart closing down? I would count that as a class A victory. Marianos is the best grocery store in Chicago. The bakery and meat depts are forty levels above Jewel and it’s cheaper than Whole Foods.

We caught a lot of flak for also taking part in the no homework program for students up to fifth grade. The fact is that loading kids down with homework every night doesn’t help them learn the techinques they need to problem solve and ...”learn further”. My daughter’s school is one of the highest rated public schools…

I know that we’re all accustomed to thinking NYC is the be all end all of human existence, but Chicago has been giving free public school lunches to all students since 2014.

Man, that reminds me of my favorite line from the whole series “Psych” where he picks up a photograph and says “Who are these people...and why?”