THANK YOU. You cannot improve or even approach a Ron Perlman Hellboy and unless it features Roger the Homunculus I’m out.

THANK YOU for clearing up something that confused me for many a season.

So here’s a completely superficial, useless question but one I’m interested in hearing. Why do boxers wear the loose, flowy satin shorts while MMA fighters wear the compression pant/boxer brief style “bottoms”? I understand that MMA fighters use their leg more and there’s more action below the waist, but why not wear…

Oh man.

I knew my obsession with Mad magazine as a child would do me SOME good ONE day.

I don’t want to be “that gal” in this situation, but I can’t let this go.

Because his lips are gorgeous, second only to Tom Hardy’s and I like to see them in action. Plus, I think I’m ovulating, and I’m spending an INORDINATE amount of time wondering if it’ll be a gauzy, romantic lovemaking or an angry, post disagreement moonlighting type fuck, will he throw her against the wall or will she…

I was wondering that. I admittedly didn’t read the books and i don’t understand all the lore, but couldn’t the child of Dany and Jon be the Prince “born of smoke and salt” or whatever? Word on the street is that Sunday features “boatsex”. If she conceives a child on the ocean, that’s born of salt at least. Just a…

We’ve confirmed that Jon Snow has taken at LEAST ONE BATH in the last seven years. We don’t have that same proof for Drogo. Dick chese is a bitch.

being fat and round, I’m anxious to learn contouring because I...Love...Makeup. If I have an extra ten bucks I spend it on makeup. My reward for eating healthy and exercising for a week is usually makeup. I like doing crazy fun, dramatic makeup and also natural, eye shadow and a little mascara makeup. I’m already…

No, but most horses and dogs have a inherent sense of self preservation, wherein they don’t actively stare at something that would burn out their retinas. Of course you can look at the sun for a second or two, just like everyone does, all the time, eclipse or no eclipse. The point is not to stare into it for minutes…

They’re sort of like living popcorn.

It’s GALLOWS HUMOR you guys. I HAVE to make jokes like this or I’ll be overcome with grief.

Then over here you’ve got yer Long Eared Jerboa.

WHO IS CUTER: A GUNDI (pictured above) or a QUOKKA

Right. I mean, the colors are just sickening to me. Using all of those washed out pastels and then that one bright red? The green wall? I just don’t like it and I don’t like anything it stands for. Is that too strong?

I’ve never heard of him until today and I have no credentials with which to discuss art “officially” but what the hell?

Are you saying that they’re telling people in Guam to take cover now? I’m seriously going to puke.

Long story short, chubby funny guy marries up...gets hot...sees that every woman in town is suddenly available to him and suddenly marriage becomes “a struggle”.

Its just like All My Children without all of the eroticised rape.