I realized the other day that to me, its like a replacement for “my stories.” These are the soap operas of our generation. Everything on Days of Our Lives was stupid, fake, ridiculously over the top and yet me, my mother, my grandfather, we stuck to those stories like glue. These are the catty drunken adventures that…

I initially flipped out because i’d never gotten anything like that before. But some friends with big boobs told me it’s common, particularly because i’m a sweaty gal. I just washed them with a gentle soap and made sure to keep the underside dry, worked from home and went braless for a couple of days. It went away…

NGL Jimmy Tatro has that oafy football player that you climb like a jungle gym look about him that I like to entertain in my cougar milf fantasies.

I just got done having a gross red rash under my boob and everyone told me it was from accumulated sweat under my big floppers. (stand back boys, I’m married). I also hate wearing bras, and this looks like a DREAM to me. Honestly, I’m barely in the door after work before I’m doing the ol’ bra out the shirt sleeve…

This is my dream, honestly. I’ve always wanted to live on a boat AND have a tiny house. It’s like the floating UFO house COMPLETE WITH YARD.

What’s super great about the last, ultra dramatic point is that he (I guess I’m just assuming a man wrote this) doesn’t really care much about the problem of women getting raped on the daily...it’s just that HOW we talk about it is so mean.

This right here is one of my top 10 Simpsons references.

Its like she cares about people’s feelings and shit.

Say, that reminds me, where do I go to apply to be one of the Facebook Police? I want to make sure I’m hired in time for the War on Christmas.

My 10 year old likes to shame me whenever she catches me watching reality tv and for this show she drags me around the world.

You know, on the face of it I agree with this. I hate these places that chain up a bunch of “exotic animals” in a crowded farm somewhere and allow these “encounters” but I’m just not sure I’m going to go as far as the commenter in the above picture and assume that a guy who has his picture taken with a tiger is…

Now, I’m gonna need an extra inch or two, back down where ma’ nuts hang and all the way back to the bunghole.

I’m sorry. I’m a little thick in the head today so I’m trying to understand this. So they’re saying that they’re forcing this to be an issue that Democrats have to stand up for? Thinking that if a Democratic senator stands up for Transgender people in the military they’ll lose votes because, supposedly, it’s THAT…

Kelly Dodd has ruined RHOC for me. I used to love the back and forth, even the fighting between Vickie and Tamara, the infamous Jesus Jugs...all that...but Kelly fights SO dirty and is so hurtful and unapologetic EVER. When she sat down at that table in the restaurant and had the GIGANTIC BALLS to say “I didn’t do…

I see Capito is concerned with helping her constituents “struggling with drug addiction”. How, I wonder, does she think they’ll get help with their addiction when a) they can’t afford insurance and b) they can’t get it because its a pre-existing condition to be a drug addict?

Back when the whole Gay Scout Leaders and scouts thing came to a head, my husband wrote a long letter to BSA and sent back his Eagle badge or pin or whatever Eagles get saying he didn’t want to be a part of an organization that was like that. He was starting to feel happy about them again since they’d made some…

I genuinely believe he’s like one of those billionaire novel villians who forces his son to sleep with a prostitute to prove he’s a real man. I mean, why would you talk to kids like this at all? I heard this morning that he “promised” the BSA ahead of time that the speech would not be political. Sigh.

Poorly funded poorly funded. We can’t afford it. Why should we pay for this? We have no money. MEAN FUCKING WHILE:

I just remember coming out of the movie theatre, and everyone’s talking in important tones about the horrors of the film and I’m like “But...that guy... the nazi guy? He was...super hot right?” I mean, you don’t just let a young Ralph Fiennes go uncommented on.

Why. WHY WHY WHY did he have to be so scorching hot in that movie?