Man, I want to make some jokes here but seriously. I fucking STRUGGLED to make it through that Napoleon/Hitler.......THE ECONOMY IS DOING GREAT.

Guys...guys, listen. HEY GUYS! Can we agree to never use the term SIZZLE REEL ever again? Thats how we got into this mess where someone’s genuine title is SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCER. My God My God, why has thou forsaken me?

Everybody’s running around screaming death from the rooftops but wait...

I’m definitely just a caveman in this situation but if he were to pull those payments, how would it effect joe average on the street? Does it effect only those who have insurance via the ACA? or would it have a ripple effect up through even the fancy private HMO/PPO/Bells and Whistles Insurance From A Big Corporation?

And this is where we have to mention Stock Photos With Pornhub Comments

Luckily there’s 6+ billion people in the world so we can successfully write off both of these guys without anyone being the worse for wear.

oh man. Thanks for this article. I collect gold and silver age romance comics (mostly ones in poor condition because I make art out of them) and I get joyfully lost in reading their corny old, Happily Ever After Guaranteed By Marriage. It’s so funny to see how the stories changed with the times...stories written…

Holy crap this pic brought back a tidal wave of memories. Most notably the fact that I had the hottest, hardest, kinkiest sex dream of my life about Nathan. I could barely watch the show after experiencing it it was so rockin’. Looking at him now, it’s hard to believe it’s the same guy.

It’s sad to see a troll struggle to find their “thing”.

Obvious troll thinks deadspin is jezebel. Let’s sit back and watch.

YOU TAKE A REST GOOD GIRL. YOU’RE A GOOD WOMAN AND YOU NEED A REST. THEN HAVE SOME MEAT.

So my dog is chipped...we wouldn’t have been able to adopt him if we didn’t agree to it. They scanned the chip when we got him at the shelter so we could see the information on it. Cut to seven years later, I’m taking my dog (a good dog, a sturdy dog....he’s fat) for a check up and they ask “is he chipped”? Yes! Yes…

Your unfrozen optimism is admirable, but if all the shit he’s done so far hasn’t made a dent in his reputation, this won’t either. What he said lo those many moons ago is true: he could fucking shoot somebody on fifth avenue and not lose a single supporter. The gullible anti-intellectual idiots have spoken and now we…

I mean, if all of us write articles calling them white supremacist NAZIs and publishing them everywhere, surely they can’t sue ALL of us, right?

Oh for sure. This poor girl was so confused though, and made even more so by the system who assured her that the best place for her was with her birth mom, which is for sure not always the case.

For. Real. CPS and the foster system are a mess. My mother was a special education teacher, and as you can imagine, many of her students were born with emotional and mental delays due to addiction at birth. Many were foster children. She had a little girl in her class who was 10 and had lived with the same foster…

I’m pretty sure we’re supposed to beg for a link to “someone doing it better” which will lead to some self promotion.

I used to sing to my daughter a super slow, lullaby version of Bones by the Killers. It works!

I mean....I’m not a man, but wouldn’t a handjob be more enjoyable when you were...erect? Those are some of the floppiest yaks I’ve ever seen in a sexual scenario.