Oh sweet Savior. Dorit. And she’s only made 1000x worse by PK, the worst husband ever on any of the franchises.

I used to watch RHOC avidly, but Kelly Dodd ruined it. For some reason I can watch all these women fight each other EXCEPT Kelly. Last season at the Seventies party when she just kept saying “WHO? WHO? WHO? WHO? WHO?” to Shannon I thought I was going to explode. She fights messier than a southern Indiana mud wrestler…

I can’t BELIEVE Heather is gone. She was extremely snotty and condescending but she had some excellent one liners.

Hey man, if treating service workers and fellow customers like shit is your bag...have at it.

Between this and the guy who comes in to the store to order for the ten guys in his office (instead of using the app or calling ahead) I don’t think I’d survive “serving” these kind of entitled a-holes.

Your “these minimum wage employees are my slaves and I can ask them to do whatever I want simply because they’re there” attitude is pretty unbelievable. I sense you’re one of the tippers discussed above.

God DAMN I am with you on the kissing. Porn has some of the grossest kissing in the world, but if a guy is good at it and doesnt just make it a tongue fight, I could watch that for days.

I don’t remember that part but I know that a lot of BDSM folk and particularly submissive women were happy to find a Dom Alpha guy that was actually fairly good looking and a good actor (or I guess maybe not, now that we know the facts). I didn’t follow his “real life” until Stoya started talking and then I was pretty…

Hello mum...I’m in ZURICH

Speaking as someone who used to watch a lot of his scenes, I can say that as a fan of submissive and dub-con fantasy he was a relatively good looking guy** to watch in those situations and that coupled with the “50 Shades” revolution where women decided they were into being thrown around and being humiliated it was…

Holy flim flam is that a Green Wing gif?

I guess you don’t know what fucking brackets mean, asshole. It’s how you list examples. Welcome to the fucking English language. You keep saying that we “don’t know anything about you” when you’re so clearly an alt-right MRA troll jacking off to Ben Garrison cartoons you may as well be wearing a sign. Have a great…

Is this Loco?

For someone so fucking bored you’re pretty worked up, posting the same shit fifty times and flying into hysterics as you ‘yawn’.

ANNIEGOTGUNS HERE ARE YOUR TALKING POINTS FROM JANUARY 2017 - JULY 2017

Now everyone link to their most successful tweet:

I have one comment on deadspin that has broken 450 likes and I’m pretty proud. I don’t have a lot of accomplishments in life, but man, that’s one of ‘em.

I just keep saying “horn adjacent” out loud. I love how it sounds and what it means. I live down at the corner of Ear and Forehead...HORN ADJACENT.

As a fat, I can’t wear these little shifts but I’d be lying if I said they didn’t look comfortable. Of course, I’m someone who routinely runs around the house wearing nothing but a giant t-shirt and underpants so my fashion choices aren’t exactly “slaying”. Can’t we just bring back “UNITS” from the 80s? A bunch of…