Here’s where I put forth my hot taek, inspired by Jujy...I just never saw what was sexy about Patrick Swayze. Even in the eighties I thought his hair was so weird and he has squinty little eyes...I’m not sure who would have been a better replacement back then, but I think I never got into the movie because I just…

Considering its Vin Diesel, he gets quite a bit, I’m sure.

My parents took my sister and I to a Monkees reunion tour concert because we loved watching reruns of the old Monkees t.v. show. It was so much fun and just a glorious atomosphere of silliness and joy, not a worry to be found.

I guess you’d have a point if you had any proof of people literally making these little things the MAIN FOCUS OF OUR ANGER but the point is that it takes me all of 30 seconds to say “what a completely uncouth asshole he is to use such a stupid word” and then..I’m done. Mentioning something in passing isn’t the same as…

Which is, basically what Salt said.

exactly. This is what makes it extra fun. It’s not only corporal punishment and abuse, but it’s literally SETTING A CHILD UP TO INEVITABLY RECEIVE IT. A baby is, by nature, curious and wanting to explore. Even just trying to curtail that makes me sick. And then you add the beating on top of it.

I dated a guy for five years and was repeatedly assaulted for the last 2 years of it. He convinced me, thoroughly that there was no other option for me than to do what he told me. He not only threatened me, but threatened gory, public suicide and also threatened my little sister.

So if I agree to sex with a man once and never “revoke by word or deed” that agreement (to the single sexual encounter) that means I’m open to sexual activity with that person FOREVER? Wild. Be careful out there folks.

It’s not a mispronounciation, it’s a Jamacian term for a Runaway Slave. Not really the nicest of terms to use. I used to use it all the time until I learned that it’s sort of a slur.

Charles Clymer is a grade A asshole on a grand scale, but this is a great tweet storm about how Clarke fashions his uniform falsely to intimidate others.

God I am so tired of those exposed plate racks. I think they make a kitchen look so cluttered.

If she loves dogs so much why does she insist on dressing Giggy so poorly? He looks so silly in long sleeved suits and blouses. That outfit above is atrocious.

You must be hot AND rich from all that rape settlement money we get!

Don’t worry. I’ll guarantee you he’s going to sign up for a Pick Up Artist seminar at some point.

“A brief moment”

I like how it really grosses him out that we just take a black man “at his word”. What, are we supposed to believe EVERY black person isn’t a liar now? Give me a break, America!

“If you want to win you’ve got to stay hungry and leave it all on the field.”

That was a fantastic...and horrifying read. I definitely agree with “Mugshot by 19"

I don’t know about all this Aidan stuff but I know that the majority of Jezebel posters DO think A-Shoe is a shitty person. It’s hard for me because man, I think her stand up is HILARIOUS and I love her delivery and timing and I think she’s talented. She’s made some crappy choices but so has everyone in the world. I…

The #sethrich tag on twitter is bad for my heart. 99% screaming breitbarts wondering why CNN ISN’T REPORTING ON KILLARY’S HIT ON AMERICAN HERO SETH RICH. But it’s not just that...now they’re afraid that they’ve gotten TOO CLOSE TO THE TRUTH because strange “liberal bots” are following them.