And don’t forget Chris Pratt, who loves to put up pictures on instagram of him gutting deer and shooting things and saluting our “men in blue” out on the streets making it safe for us. Conservative Christian websites LOOOOOVE throwing him on the front page because it makes them look so hip and cute and cool.

Go back and read the chart and the notes. Out of the “total viewership” only 1. something million is in the demographic that advertisers care about. That’s why in the first chart its in 11th place. I’m sure it has a lot of 75 year old viewers or, like someone said above, people who leave it on for their dog...but they…

Did you know that its possible to, say, comment on the wrongheadedness of a magazine cover, discuss it for five minutes and then move on with your day? Why do you assume that this is the number one and only issue for the author. I get so f-ing tired of “why are you angry about this instead of being angry about THE…

I want that to be the case but I just feel like I’ve heard people say, at least four times “This is it...this is the thing that kicks him out for good” and NOTHING. EVER. STICKS.

This whole year...since the inauguration has been like watching an episode of a courtroom drama where you know that the poor downtrodden defendant is innocent but have to watch all the evil twists and turns as they attempt to throw him under the bus. And it makes my blood pressure go up and my ulcers explode.

And what do you want to bet it was just an angry parent, thinking her child was “in danger”?

If we are to have fewer abused women, we need to understand mental illness. We have to empathize with someone who is so ill they think setting themselves on fire is the right thing to do.

I think they’re 100% in the right to complain and I think what Harper’s did was completely unethical. Opening up the discussion with “WHICH ONE OF YOU DISGUSTING FUCKS WILL OWN UP TO THIS” seems just a touch over the top. And calling them all DEMONIC? Come on.

Except they would have gotten ZERO attention for their work or even recognition of their work had they not discovered and brought up that it had been stolen in the first place. Even if there is little money to be made, a giant corporation like Harpers could have said “Here are the great artists who created our…

The last story really punched it up, with people on instagram calling them “disgusting fucks” and “demonic”. I mean...given the state of the world today, this is something that should be settled over a beer.

I’m eating ice cream for lunch, does that make me badass?

I love that the very first comment, without any detail, is: “which one of you disgusting fucks is going to own up to this”

This is what I was going to say. When you start your rage at a 10, there’s nowhere to go. I mean...has the definition of demon/demonic changed in the new world of feminism? Because I guess I didn’t know demons did unlicensed arts and crafts.

God bless. This is clearly one of the top ten Simpsons episodes of all time. HOT STUFF COMIN THROUGH!

THESE. PICTURES. ARE HORRIFYING. LIKE LOTUS BOOB LEVELS.

Oh cool. As an addict in recovery I’m excited that she’s working so hard on this.

Can Trudeau hammer a six inch spike through a board with his penis?

I am so with you. “If I want to write This is Moore Manor and Fuck You on the side of the house, bitch I will!”

Sweet Jesus. I just watched the reunion with Kelly Bensimon talking about how everyone was so mean and attacking her and her bizarre obsession with Bethenney not actually being a chef. That woman is a MESS. A warm, simmerin’ mess.

I can handle each and every one of these shows in marathon format over and over and over again....except for Southern Charm. I hate EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON. on that show and they all look so...creepy and drunk and snotty. I hate it. I’m looking at you Whitney, Thomas, Landon...