Dang it! I came in here to ask where Mr. Bones Wild Ride was
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Yes! FINALLY. I know that you guys have been waiting SO LONG TO BE ABLE TO TREAT WOMEN LIKE OBJECTS. You’ve been holding back, treating us so respectfully and compassionately. Yes Murry...here’s your go ahead to comment on a woman’s looks. Maybe even her weight! And while you’re at it, is she wearing too much makeup?…
I’m telling you what, Erotica covers are where its at these days. Very dark and hot.
Remember when you call your representative, that they’ll get super huffy if you call it TRUMPCARE.
Depression AND Opiate Dependence in Remission. Got to punish those filthy drug addicts! This is really pissing me off.
The fact that he is getting more attention for Dunkirk than Tom Hardy is a SIN on the level of voting for Trump. Don’t bring me this Styles shit when Hardy is still in the world.
If that day is to come for a gal like me, it will come with a respectable hair cut. His hair...is gross. If I am guilty of any kind of prejudice it is boys/men with long hair. It is a 100% deal breaker. My cucu dries up at the very thought of it.
I posted this to my facebook that the ONLY positive outcome of the new Republican Conservative Manic Episode in Washington is that they are so firmly in control of everything that they no longer feel they have to couch their opinions in euphemism in order to win support. They can literally just come out and say “POOR…
Mean Tweets is...everything. I honestly am giddy with excitement whenever I see a new installment has been released.
Why. Why you gotta do that today? We can’t have even a DAY to sulk in private?
This is the first that earless lizard has heard of this.
TMW someone refers to “an old book” and you remember being excited when it was released.**
Once again, I’m left wondering why people find this funny. I’m hearing that cities in North Korea and South are being evacuated and that US Destroyers are heading to North Korea and while yes, there aren’t any NK missles that can reach Chicago just yet...I’m not exactly dancing in the streets at the thought of…
So a parishioner who isn’t even in the same district and as such has exactly ZERO invested relationship to her church and parish woke up on one glorious morning, looked out at the rich blue sky, dotted here and there with a lazily circling hawk and said “How can I stuff a little more hate into the world?”
I don’t know if that’s fair at all. I wear makeup, tons of makeup. It’s something that’s fun and relaxing, and sadly, one of the only things I actively Look Forward to doing each morning because I have fun with it. But once it’s on...I’m done and I move on to caring about all kinds of things, slowly growing more and…
WHaaaaaat the fuck? Logging? Did anyone happen to see the piece on CBS this morning on Sunday about how there are so few places in this country where there is true silence? Even in the deepest forests you can always hear jets and motorcycles and trains from miles around. And then they talked about the beautiful noises…
This x10 although I was dating a guy who was five years older than me and an a-hole. He agreed to go to prom if I promised him a bj afterwards because “proms are stupid and I can’t believe you’re falling for it”. So we had a great time. But my dress was great. I designed it and had a friend of my family’s make it for…
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And it includes one of the sexiest lines I’ve ever heard Tom Hardy say...but then again I am a woman of certain...procilivities.
I’ll ask it now like I asked thirty some odd years ago: