My favorite part is that on his twitter he also retweets Joel Osteen.

I think that comment is probably in response to or cutting off at the pass the ol’ “If you didn’t want people hacking into your computer and pulling out pictures you took specifically for someone you love and trusted to keep private, don’t take those pics in the first place.” If a woman wants to send nudes to her…

Sweet Jesus. $100 to the first politician who ends their tweet with “#rekt”

Thanks for this. I’m so terrified of cancer and particularly breast and ovarian. I’m scared to even go to the doctor because I hear about people being diagnosed and dying three weeks later. I’m a hypchondriac of course but in this case I think its well founded.

JESUS CHRIST. Now my whole day is ruined. I didn’t realize she was the author of Little Pea. We have the whole series: little pea, little hoot and little oink. These stories just scare me so much, I’m so terrified of Cancer that I can barely read these stories.

You’ve got a lot more optimism than I. He’s done such incredibly reprehensible shit and over and over again I’ve thought THIS has to be the comeuppance and it just doesn’t come and his supporters just get louder and more gloaty. It’s literally like he’s Teflon.

And then he might DIE!

It’s such a Trumpish move. How he can’t just disagree with or dislike someone, it’s necessary to cut them down. LIke Trump referring to “overrated actress..” or “failing newspaper....” “low selling author...” when none of those things are true. Talk about saying something over and over again hoping to make it true. He…

It’s such a Trumpish move. How he can’t just disagree with or dislike someone, it’s necessary to cut them down. LIke Trump referring to “overrated actress..” or “failing newspaper....” “low selling author...” when none of those things are true. Talk about saying something over and over again hoping to make it true. He…

I like to imagine that Shirl has a Jitterbug and the only numbers programmed into it are Precious Baby Warren, THAT ANNE and her spiritual advisor. She’s also one of those people who uses the phone like a walkie talkie, holding the mic in front of her mouth then holding the earpiece to her ear for the response.

I posted on my facebook today about how many people I knew who made a point to not watch this speech and I suggested that we should all take the time that Trump dedicates to fluffing himself: speeches, rallies, thank you press conferences that talk about him, and use that time, however small to actually improve the…

Why would they need it? No one will be able to afford a higher education (much less a quality secondary education) and if they aren’t an artist (oh whoops...no funding for that) or an athlete and all our trade based jobs are done off shore, military seems like the only viable option for people who want to survive not…

Let’s all agree to not be surprised when we find out she has a beautiful new home and unlimited funds with which to furnish it.

Something about your posts seems a) disingenuous b) weird c) try-hard

I feel like the thing they’re waiting for is the Supreme Court nominee. I’m praying that once that shitshow is closed, they’ll throw him to the wolves of justice.

Wait a second. What is this? I saw a guy on the train the other day wearing one of these. Is it a spiritual/new age thing?

Jesus Christ. I’m trying to LOWER my anxiety levels, not add to them.

Whelp! That’s it for me today. I’m out.

Whooooaaaaa there. What is wrong with a butter and salt combo? Corn on the Cob with butter and salt? Even steak with a pat of butter and a sprinkle of salt is heaven.