I went to my company’s headquarters in Omaha for a training session and we went out to a steak dinner on the first night because...Omaha..the land of cattle farms and great steak. One of the women actually came from a family who OWNED A CATTLE RANCH. She ordered her steak BUTTERFLIED and WELL DONE. When we all looked…

Also, if you had the money Matt Damon has you wouldn’t want your kids in public schools either.

Followed by what Tomi Lahren wanted to be a sick burn but ended up blowing up in her face.

You know I hear people say this with such definite confidence but then when I ask “how do you know its fake” they only say “uh...because it is. I mean, I can’t believe you don’t think it’s fake. It’s fake.” And it just seems like the classic hipster disbelief in everything without any basis. So, what’s your proof that…

This is what pisses me off. Every time he does something that we think “this is it...this is the nail in the coffin”, he just keeps on going, supporters keep on supportin’ and we shuffle towards the end of the coil.

As of late, my silent, unspoken hope for the future is just simply that a large percentage (baby boomers) of these backwards, racist, anti-education, sexist, bigoted, bootstraps assholes will be dead soon. Then those of us living in the present, who don’t give a shit if “under God” stays in the Pledge of Allegiance…

“I come to deadspin to pretend everything is ok and having no effect on the free world. Sports means democracy isn’t being destroyed from the inside and I can have a beer and pretend we’re all going to make it out alive!”

While we’re here, I’ve decided that if I were presented with having to make a choice of ONE RH type franchise to watch for the rest of time, it would probably by Married To Medicine. Their fights are an 18 on a scale of 1 to 10 and I could watch Quad’s dramatic phoniness all day long.

Oh Jesus. Dallas was the worst. I love all the RH franchises specifically FOR the knock down drag out drama...but Dallas...I was just uncomfortable the whole time. And the marriages on that show...were a nightmare.

praise jesus for this photo.

My favorite quote was “if someone comes into a girl’s locker room with male genitalia OF COURSE a young girl will be harmed.”

I mean...are there people who DON’T laugh at people falling down? WHo are they? What do they believe in?

Not a paid protester, but I’ve definitely been told by conservative republicans that I’m an irresponsible parent because I let my 10 year old kid watch the news and follow politics. When I mention that she was scared of the outcome of the election, because she has friends who are from other countries, because she has…

It’s been years...YEARS since this was relevant but i feel like I’ve never been more motivated.

Right, I’m curious to learn what’s wrong with a) men being soft spoken and b) men having high voices. I was ready to hear him start lisping and doing the limp wrist movement.

That you’re fishing in even one or two people is shocking to me. It’s like fishing for marlin with saltines.

I got married in December and ALL I WANTED WAS A GREEN VELVET CLOAK WITH A HOOD to wear from the Church to the reception. Everyone agreed “that’s just too too much.” I regret it to this day.

I don’t even know what to say except that I’m currently in the middle of the hardest week of my life (my 10 year old has been diagnosed with a severe panic and anxiety disorder) and I needed this post like I need air. I’m also going to show my daughter, who loves pups. GOOD BOY

This breaks my heart to bits. My daughter is currently ten, and going through sex ed in school, learning about puberty and how she’ll get her period and develop boobs and she’s so innocently excited about it “Mom! Having your period is how you know your body is healthy and working right!” And I’m just thinking...the…