This is my favorite one so far this year! That sounds so terrifying, and I’m so glad you have a lovely kitchen lady ghost to watch over you.

“I just need to call a tow truck,” he said. “Unless you’d rather I walk to the gas station a mile away.”

Was this house in Gold Beach by any chance? The big, nice houses up on the hill reminds me of a friend’s parent’s place in GB, Oregon.

I still think of the one with the little girl trapped in the mirror at least a few times per year. That particular episode basically became a recurring nightmare of mine as a child. (((shivers)))

Honestly I think that would work now. We just need to make him believe someone he is jealous of is already trying to buy it and he’ll “outbid” them.

TELL US! I’ve never heard of an anal piercing before and I’d rather hear your story that Googling that.

I have always loved SJP, but I think her breasts look insane in this. There have been quite a few outfits over the years that really seem to test the limitations of a push-up bra for her, but this looks downright nuts.

Yes, it is! Even with my details swapped, that should have still been a hard pass from ML.

Same. I just can’t imagine meeting a guy who left his pregnant wife (girlfriend?) for someone else, but now wants to leave that new person for you, and y’all are ready to get married 5 months later? I mean, that seems like Olympic-level mental gymnastics to convince yourself you’re headed in the right direction.

WTF, this is so messed up! I am so sorry you had to experience that.

Pssst...I don’t want you to freak out, but, apparently, Impossible Chicken is coming to KFC soon.

It must have been quite mean, honestly. To have your face fall like that...

Cool incel jargon.

My bf and I watch this when we really need to laugh. The players’ faces are the best.

She’s only 52?!?! God, I’ve always assumed she was in her mid to late 60s.

I work with the elderly and while generally I think people are way ageist in a lot of ways, I completely agree with you on the mandatory driving tests after a certain age. Typically one of the first tell tale signs of dementia is some kind of driving incident, but even people without dementia eventually decline and…

OVEN BACON FOR LIFE.

I speak from experience, they’re really not cute in person. I first saw these in Eugene, OR when I moved down there for school. I thought people were fucking with me when they described basically a beaver with a rat’s tale, but that’s exactly what they look like. Their teeth and tails are the stuff of nightmares.…

I honestly just don’t understand these fucking people. It boggles the mind.

I just donated to the ACLU. I don’t know what else to do besides vote.