I have loved her show, and watching this clip just reminded me of how awesome she really is as a person, woman, author, everything.

It’s all good, there are shit men everywhere.

I really liked Schumer’s monologue; my bf and I were cracking up. Also, the sketch where she’s talking to the kid about the day he was born had me in stitches. “Why is he so ugly!” was amazing.

*advice

I’ve never thought to do so, but now I think I have to try it. I was laughing out loud at the prospect which is why I asked.

What if you’re going out together and both need to shower? “Shit, we have to leave in 45 minutes, I’ll start the shower.” My bf and I do this all the time since we live together. It’s rarely in the morning though, typically like a weekend pre-brunch thing.

You shout your own name?

I morbidly thought she was being rolled into an incinerator/crematory.

Girl, you do you, but I couldn’t help but worry about her ingesting a bunch of glitter.

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You made me LOL. Well done. Ever since November 2016, I find it difficult to laugh unabashedly.

GOOD. What a goddamn monster.

Good. This fuck was guilty from the get-go. Changing the story of how it all went down was the biggest red flag ever. No innocent person would dismember a body. I wouldn’t even know how to do that or ever have the inclination to do something so horrible.

Insecurity is never a plus. If this were me, I’d simply say, “she’s a lesbian, a super good friend of mine, and I have no romantic interest in her. I downplayed the level of your friendship because I was afraid of what you might think, but I now realize that my insecurity made this seem like more than it was. I’m…

That sounds incredibly difficult, and I commend you for all the work you’ve done to take care of yourself and your marriage. Sending you internet hugs and hope.

Great point about the meds. When I went back on my anti-anxiety medication after many years off it, my libido took a serious hit. However, I know it’s a very important part of the relationship and I found that if I just got it started, I always ended up being glad and enjoying it and it worked itself out.

“Miss Wife”....

Preach. If you’re mature enough to be married, you should be able to have a conversation with your spouse and not expect to hang out with your pals basically all night, every night. This advice was trash.

lol

For real. That would be a super harsh thing to say at any point, let alone that soon after marriage, assuming they’re not in their 50s or something.