This is a good point. I was absolutely dying at my last job and I couldn’t be bothered to do ANYTHING outside of work. My apartment was a wreck (normally I’m pretty tidy), the thought of showering seemed exhausting, and since I was working from home, I would go days without leaving as long as I had food. After I quit,…

Are you married? Cause if not, run away! He sounds like an immature asshat.

That’s because you apparently didn’t date or marry gold diggers.

That whole scenario is...completely deranged. WTF.

Well said. I’d like to add a TL;DR as this:

I think I love you.

Yeah...I couldn’t get into Reagan as a character at any point. It was far too forced and clear that she was only there for sex appeal to placate fans until Jess returned. I’m not a huge fan of Jess either, but she held it together so we could enjoy all of the other characters who are actually funny.

I so agree. I would love to see the show end with Jess going off to be a teacher somewhere else in the world and then we get to see everyone else keep up the hijinks without her in a spin-off.

Yeah, I’m not responding to that. Heaven forbid I enjoy watching sexy content that doesn’t feel borderline or straight up rapey to me.

Same, I only watch lesbian porn. Hetero is just...no, on so many levels.

Dude, I remember that and I concurred. Yuck.

She looks drunk and coked out.

I initially read your comment as “go soil your pants” which I think is definitely applicable to this guy as well.

I feel you. There’s a community garden literally outside my window and there are always screaming children or a pair of old women yelling at each other from two feet away in matching lawn chairs.

This is absolutely insane. I am shocked no one died (are we absolutely sure about that?). I guess now we all know, BAIL as early as possible if that ever happens.

This needs more stars. I LOLed.

Seriously, that was horrifying. I’m honestly surprised no one died.

Woah, she looks like a completely different person!

Wow, those are some truly unflattering bridesmaid’s dresses. Do brides do this on purpose?

Wow, I really thought that was Ivanka in the header photo until I started reading. Yuck.