This photo is confusing me emotionally. I’ve always thought Bill Clinton was attractive and seeing him as Jesus...it’s just best I not look at it. Ugh weird.

What an odd choice.

TBH I don’t believe anything the Russian media says. It’s not like it’s a free press or anything. Hell, even our news is pretty fucking biased despite being “the pillar of democracy” or whatever.

She said he always asked beforehand. I mean, isn’t that what we want?

For reaalllllllllll. Dear god I don’t know what I would do if I found myself in the same room as Jeff Goldblum. I’m so attracted to him I’m not sure I could even perform sexually if he was into it. “Sorry Jeff, I just came 219 times in the last minute just shaking your hand and saying hello and now I need to go sleep.”

It’s probably better for all of them in terms of taxes. That’s the only reason why marriage still kind of matters, tax breaks y’all!

The model behind the one in front in this cover photo looks frighteningly emaciated. Look at how narrow her shoulders are and how gaunt her face is! Worrisome indeed.

So he’s pissed at his ex-wife, is low on money because of his legal troubles, and this is somehow everyone else’s fault but his? Dude needs to learn how to take responsibility for himself. He likely just forfeited the one paycheck he had coming. Dumb.

Me too, when she told me she was pregnant (and we had the same IUD!) I went and took a pregnancy just to feel better.

Barf, that context makes it even grosser.

My best friend just had a baby conceived while she had an IUD. She was 9 weeks pregnant before she went to the doctor to find out if she had a stomach virus because she’d been puking a bunch for a few weeks. Scary shit.

That’s the whole point...they want to make it so no one can get abortions.

They like keeping people poor enough to work jobs Repubs deem to shitty or beneath themselves in order to preserve our incredibly inequitable social system. They need peons in order to feel powerful.

What’s more, perhaps the lesser known good ones aren’t more famous because they refused to be complicit with this shit. I say axe all the assholes and see what happens.

Yeah...the subtext seems to be very drunk girl they conveniently labeled “nympho” who thought she might be saved by her boyfriend, (“Ronny, is that you?”) only to be raped by god knows how many more men that night.

SAME. That is so vile, especially in that context. The poor girl was a 17-year-old intern!

Wow, have you guys seen this? Andy Dick claims that at 51, he doesn’t know the difference between flirting and sexual harassment.

How the fuck is Little Caesar’s not objectively the worst on any pizza list ever? It’s straight up cardboard.

Agreed. Like, good thing the girl has to face some consequences now, but the school really fucked up with their handling of it the first time. It’s clearly an attempt to save face and we all see it.

The school should have expelled her immediately upon being alerted to her instagram post admitting all of the horrible shit she did to her roommate, but they waited until media pressure made them look bad. They’ve done all they can do now, but they should have done the right thing from the beginning.