teenyshelton
teenyshelton
teenyshelton

...what?

This is phenomenal. Ily.

Yes, but that was because the southerners were screaming that it wasn’t fair that New York and Massachusetts and other northern states with major metropolises had more Congressional representation so they wanted to be able to count their slaves as part of the population. The north said no because they can’t vote, and

Yeah...like she didn’t “become” Asian, she’s always been Asian. And to make even less sense, she didn’t change her name to a traditionally sounding Asian name, she changed it from Lisa to Olivia.

God that picture is painful. I just imagine this exchange:

But why? She looks incredible for her age (or any age, really) and as far as I know, she’s not a terrible person.

Replying to you because yours is the top comment: she’s been expelled! Obviously doesn’t make up for what she did, but at least the school finally did the bare minimum here.

I think it’s kind of cool, too, but for that occasion it was too on the nose.

Ah, interesting. Especially since he’s a “good Christian man.”

‘If you save one life, you’ve saved the world’

That outfit was the epitome of all of them: they just don’t know when to stop so that they can blend in. Besides being kitschy, the jacket/dress itself would’ve been passable, but then she had to add the matching hat, gloves and purse.

Just imagining how weird it would be if you called a 65 year old dude a “boy.”

Well, considering he’s married to Megyn Kelly....

Bobby Finger screamed.

There was a guy at a party I went to last weekend who did that and I commented something like “you look like Superman got blackout drunk and did a sloppy job transitioning back to Clark Kent, awesome!” and he totally did not get it. He said with the straightest face “I’m not drunk.” It was...awkward.

I’m not a Wendy fan but I hope she’s alright, that looked scary.

Totally. My grandmother’s dementia is a direct result of hundreds of TIA strokes over the years.

I get tunnel vision and I can’t hear anything. Then it gets all black and who knows what happens after that!

Maybe, but the whole thing was unnecessary. We’re talking about your website; idk why my being married or not has anything to do with determining your target audience.

“Have you ever sat under a shower faucet or touched yourself to masturbate?”