I might do that one day if he passes away (although Robert evans will NEVER die, you hear me?)

Could we get a post (or series) compiling all the Robert Evans MVP Watches? There is so much hilarious lunacy in those bits that it would be great to have an easy way to read them again.

Runner up? If you’re not first you’re last.

Public sector Wisconsin worker here. You’re not allowed to hate him more than I am.

YOUR WIFE IS A BIGFOOT, GUS.

I like this one myself

I just walked into my bedroom, snuggled up next to my boyfriend and whispered:

I thought you might just be pressing buttons, but I looked at your comment history and you seem legit, so I’ll reply . . .

Nope. No social disabilities. Just a hockey fan and a woman who happens to be more concerned with the victims of crimes than the criminals.

Yes, a little spinach.

I think we have enough of these now to do March Madness bracket. Please.

Thanks, Governor Walker!

Erin:

Miata?

SIMMONS: Pack up your bags. We’re starting our own sports website.

It’s too nice a day outside to come up with a bunch of oral sex jokes, so please do my job for me.

So also in some universe a family of four is at a restaurant behaving themselves, ordering strictly from the menu, and tipping 30%?

: also my dating philosophy

You’re missing a key point about diced apples in sangria—they soak up the hooch so when you kill the pitcher, you have a delicious boozefruit salad to pick at afterward while someone else scrounges around the house for more cheap wine.