So dusty in here. Godammit, who's cutting onions. And the rain on my face.

Oh I just spit out my beer. This is great. ROFL!

BIG MOTHAFUCKIN GARBAGE EATING SEA BUGS

So perfect. This needs to be engraved in a 6-meter-tall commemorative tablet. We need this to get popular enough that anyone could grok the context of Saint Fuckoff's Right Hand on a T shirt. I love this.

this is also everything you are everything you are a diamond

I this crustacean

Might as well just shut down this Behind Closed Ovens feature. Its never getting better than Saint Fuckoff.

Unless someone is a vegetarian, I don't want to hear* any food-shaming from them about sea insects or hot dogs. Why is this grosser in theory than eating cow pelvis or a pig's rib cage?

1 - it is tasty

yes this was literally exactly like feeding your son raid

I posted a picture of my son playing with a lobster claw (cleaned out) on Facebook and my aunt* flipped out on me about how lobsters were cockroaches and disgusting, and I might as well feed my son Raid.

COLIN

Well, they're arthropods, but they're in the Malacostraca class of crustaceans, which also includes crabs and shrimp, as well as woodlice, so ...

and sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie etc. etc. etc.

they are delish i am pro seabug

i took a picture of this and tweeted at him. i just want him to know.

tweet tweet

i wonder if he knew tho

YOU'RE TRYING TO RUIN IT BUT YOU CAN'T. CAUSE ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS GRILL UP THAT BUG AND SERVE IT WITH BUTTER.


MMM-MMMM. BUTTERED SEA BUGS.

Depending on where you get it, it can actually be not that great. It's really more of a melted butter delivery vector than actual quality foodstuff in its own right. If you just get some imitation crabmeat and melt some butter for dipping, you'll get a rough amalgam of a cheap lobster dinner.