Yes. I desperately need warm, crusty bread with a generous portion of butter. Now.
"I like coffee like my men: chopped up and in the freezer."
*** followed by "...from Moose and Squirrel."
Something gloriously retro about this set... in that vein...
God I want bread right now. I hope you know Pinkham, you have chosen what I eat for lunch every Monday for the past 4 weeks now.
May this become the rallying cry of all plebes* who still eat gluten: I SAVE BREAD!**
Max-Arthur is an amazingly chill cat. I have to put on a sweatshirt just to put my cat's collar on.
Aaaaand I definitely just sent this to everyone I know. Now to dress my cat up for Halloween and take him trick-or-treating.
I always enjoyed when my old-fashioned uncle would say, "I wear the pants. She just tells me which pair."
I am going to wear a skirt with dragons on it and be proud that my hairy man-legs are on display! If someone questions me about my skirt, I shall cry FREEDOM and laugh at their constrained genitals!
I would wear a kilt. Hairy legs, FTW.
Love it! I'm considering sending my landlady an envelope full of printed out yelp and opentable reviews. But look how good I am at my job! Hah
Does Her Majesty require a concubine? Where can I submit....an application, that is.
This picture is perfect.
Man, this makes me so grateful that my pops is a baller when we go out. He always taught me to be good to the people who bring me my food and booze. "You take care of them, and they'll take care of you." He always leaves huge tips, and at places he's a regular, he'll go in around the holidays, order one drink and…
Years ago, my mom, dad, sister, grandma, grandpa, and I went to a catfish place with my great aunt. Now I loved the lady to pieces, but she had a big voice and an extra heap o'crazy (legitimately earned, but that's another story). So there we are, eating catfish (ugh!) in this place in the Arkansas Ozarks, and she…
It's the weirdest thing: as the sight of all three of my grandparents has deteriorated to the point where I have to read the bill and figure out the tip, their tipping has increased substantially.
One of the greatest moments of my life was at 14 when I threw a $20 down on the table and stomped out of a restaraunt after calling my father a "cheap asshole." Dude, stop ruining my regular cred at a place my mom and I go to 2 or 3 times a week with your 5% tips!
"Alice Harper's story makes me wonder if the staff were/would actually be rude to minority ethnic customers or give them shoddy service."