Some people enjoy being repeatedly punched in the ball sack. What's your point?

"Shut up Wesley!" Best thing ever!

Dat audio and video timing at 1:12. "It takes immense concentration, and he needs complete [fox GLARE] *quiet*"

Relatives may be relentless assholes at the dinner table. Ladies, let your man defend your reproductive rights to your Tea Party uncles!

Whatever. At least I know how to dry my head with a towel without ending up in the hospital.

Every time it snows while I'm at work, my almost exclusively male coworkers ask me if my husband will come and get me. It's obvs safer for him to drive to me and back than for me just to drive my own ass home.

I wore them in high school with perky boobs and obnoxiously tight Wranglers and lace up boots. There was nothing high fashion about it. I'm amused at the idea of something from those awkward years even considered fashionable.

I totally had one of these in the 90s that I just adored. All stripes and grunge-style from Urban Outfitters. In a similar vein of style trumping inconvenience, now that I'm old I have a Spanx-y undergarment that goes under dresses that has bra-like HOOKS in the crotch. It's awful after a glass or two of wine, let me…

My five month old wears tops with crotch snaps. We call them "onesies." I had no idea he was so high-fashion.

My labia just contracted in dismay while reading that sentence. The agony....

Oh god I have just collapsed at my desk from laughing. And wincing.

Sometimes it was just a pube. Things were bushy in the 90's.

Leotard with crotch snaps. I have one of these, but not in a sex way. It's from a thrift store but originally from Gap Kids (**fashionista**). Anyway, doing up crotch snaps is surprisingly challenging although ripping them open with wild abandon does make you feel alive.

Here's a slightly better shot.

I think it was an Isuzu D-Max. We were trying to get to a more rural village to survey for sustainable health programs, and some locals thought we might be able to get through.

Draft horses ftw!

@Adam Spano: Strangely enough, over a short duration, a horse is actually good for up to 15 HP. 1 HP is the average for a horse's sustained work.

Fuck your tanker truck, I've a horse outside.