*Slightly* tipsy? That's cute.

Detroit, represent!

I heartily approve of this rewrite.
Shake 'em around!

First, safety

You, sir, just made my day. The only thing I know for sure about cats is that they live to confuse people.

OMFSM this needs to be a thing. Like NOW. *flails*

THIS.

I got an iShiny for Christmas, and Weather Kitty with Grumpy Cat was the first app I downloaded. It's ridiculously cute.

When my dad took my order sheet (or my sister's, equal opportunity) to work, people would say things like, "If you're selling cookies, are you a Girl Scout?" That's when he'd whip out his GSUSA membership card and say proudly, "Yes I am!" He was the 2nd registered adult for our troop and frequently accompanied us on…

Yep yep! The sudden jumping/twisting excited binkies are the best part of having pet rabbits...oh, excuse me, being allowed to serve Their Royal Rabbit Highnesses...

Oh, plenty of Brock Samson love. Please.

no. Maleficent is big, green, and scary. you are none of those.