A real Chinese restaurant, kids… Hey, Samurai! I asked for crinkle-cut.

Bill Clinton and his Chicken McNuggets, letshearitfor'em…!

The Goodbye Girl

Quiet, isn't it, George Michael Dolenz?

She was 79.

*holds Bowie knife against Davy Jones' throat*

"2017 Just Came Early".
In theaters 6.6.16

I'm proud to be a Chinese minor Coal Miner's daughter.

He will be our Taco to the stars.

"Cake-up your makeup! Brrrrrr!"

"I am not a cook"

pINCHYOURass

Yeah, like I'd let that fat prick change my oil.

*Faxes Owl*

She's too busy getting tanked.

"Dr. Scott!"

You've Just Lost Weekend Visitation Rights To The Kids, Internet!

I seriously thought this was a joke because it was so badly written and fit perfectly with Skeletons' comment. I feel so dirty for upvoting it.

I know it's the guy behind him, but it looks like he cut the top of his hat so his hair could stick up.

♪ Jamie's got a Mjölnir… ♫