Oooooo-kay…

Maybe if he can find the Time.

Michael Keaton as a fast-food mogul? What a Kroc!

His performance of Fury on SNL in 2006 was always one of my favorites.

He would die 4 U.

Guess the A.V. Club's attitude is Live and Let Die.

*takes off Woody Allen glasses*

*howls*

John Wayne: [chuckles] You're okay, goofy grape.

*wanders naked into the lobby*
"Wow, your Virtual Reality house is huge!"

I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film.

One Flew Uber the Cuckoo's Nest

Ray Bolger came close, but that was in 1939.

Whoops.

*falls off bicycle*

That movie is underrated. It deals with a side of alcoholism that even Days of Wine and Roses couldn't reach.

Great Hand Job, Internet!

Nice Dreams was a classic and I refuse to hear otherwise.

Pedro offers you his protection.

You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver