That's Jackoffery Wilmington III to you, good sir.

Tim Allen is not a thing.

Ricky Rapper: Who Pulla Bed?

What about the Hindenburg?

Same as "Lust for Life", which I've always favored, despite the title track being used for a Royal Caribbean Cruise commercial.

Gracie Lou is a name reserved for 87 year olds only.

Only two people in my school had this blue and purple Hornets winter coat. Me, an awkward, overweight freshman, and the other was the girlfriend of this real scary, badass, accidental-eye-contact-means-a-serious-ass-kicking, senior. You know, one of those piece of shit delinquents who shaved their head, was already…

Pantsuits stocks flyin' through the roof!

Ain't you never gonna die?

Apple Inc. Worked for the Beatles, right?

Only a bag of my tears, dear one.

"Aw man, I just failed my job!"

In the Still of the Nite (I Ate You).

My Best Friend's Wedding. Well? We're talking about it now…
Okay, I'm talking about it now.
*leaves room and shuts door*

My town only had two screens and it would often take 2-3 weeks before any change of title. I remember one year between January to October, my only option was Titanic. Over and over, week after week. Those were some dark fucking days.

My grandpa was a Gun-Roser. They're closely affiliated with the Shriners.

Tonight, Ashley. Tomorrow, Madison. The day after that, Ashley again! I am one busy guy.

Buckethead will be handing out free KFC in the crowd.

Was that on company time?

Followed by a 0.114mm "making of" the "making of" documentary.