The quality of their food (for better of worse) has not changed one iota in the last 25 years. You can't say that about any other fast food chain.

*lowers binoculars*

+100 for The Ascent. Everybody should see this film.

Two and a Half Mennonites.

A message for Apple: Instant Caramel's Gonna Get You.

You forgot rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, indian agents, mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwackers, hornswagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, shit kickers, and…

Do you think Jim Henson got the idea of Bert and Ernie when George was pleading with the cop and cab driver to help him?

"F*ck you, you car wash c*nt! I had a dental appointment!"

Trick answer. The question is Frank Stallone.

Hey, how'd my horse do?

"F*ck you, you car wash c*nt! I had a dental appointment!"

*rubs a little on gums*
Oh yeah, that's the good stuff.

A good movie, yeah, but it was unnecessary.

I have seen it because I like bad movies. I did not like it. That's not saying it was good, either.

"You hit 'er pretty hard, there, Rick."
*audience roars in laughter*

I was all excited one year to watch A Beachcomber Christmas only to find all the main characters were dead and it was only that tall, bald Constable and Dave Thomas trying to organize a hockey game… for two hours.

Didn't Seinfeld host a similar special about Abbott and Costello?

Maybe we can keep Fred white for no apparent reason.

"I was saying Boo-ruce."

Welcome to my world.