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*Frank Drebin opens envelope* "It's the Bomb!"

…And now representing the Cosby Galaxy…

…Wanna get some pizza?

Or the time Truman was on Jack Benny. He'd already been dead for three months.

…Celebrating it's 39th Gemini Award!

His disdain for Obama will never quash his loyalty to Caesar.

That's one Moby Dick. *loosens knickers*

Hello Best of Chris Kattan.

Be careful. That's now become my go-to voice every time I try to imitate any woman in general. I can't help it.

I'd have to call that my favorite as a whole …although the last 10 minutes of Duck Soup illustrates the absurdity of war more accurately than any other film I've seen.

"Meet an actual, actual, actual vampire!" is one of my favorite lines from any song ever made.

I'm sorry. We all miss him.

I got it! Someone get John Candy on the line!
…What?

This is the kind of music I'd imagine magicians would listen to while they have sex.

Jimmy Eat George

Maybe we should just stick with Rod Torfulson's Armada featuring Herman Menderchuck.

But I even took the smaller office.

I touched you at the soundcheck, you're just the sa - Okay, I'll stop.

Shhhh ;)

Vargus!