I'll never forget my first Canadian Sears story. It seemed like such a magical far-off place.

I was accused of not returning that very movie to the video rental store when I was a kid. They wanted to charge us $120. I still don't know if or how my parents resolved it.

Hey, I grew up in Buttfuck, Michigan. They have a real crack epidemic. Haw-haw.

NORM!!! huhuhuh huhuh huh. ugh…
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NORM!!! huhuh huh.

Ah, the love of a man and a good sandwich.

We only want what's best for him.

That makes my favorite critic… you!
Merry Christmas ;)

Great. Now I'm thinking of Ted Kennedy in a full leather get-up.

Mmmm. I can't wait to eat that monkey.

And that's how Bing Crosby's head exploded.

Yeah, you Bitch!

That made me feel sad.

I think we'll all be happy when he finally realizes his character of Ghost Dad in true form.

Not so. We still have another 985 years of this current Willenium to go.

30 Helens still undecided.

And Bill Pullman in all his masculine glory.

Ahh, shit! My dry-cleaning!

That's so Raven.

Oh my god. Could you even imagine?

How bout that 'dude, you're getting a Dell' guy? He could use the work.