Rub and Tugalongs

Met him after flirt session in the cottage cheese section of super market. He was from Spain. First date: took me to a all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet, paid with a BOGO, and got it to go. Took me back to his SRO apt, put on Tampopo, ate all the food, and when his face was covered in grease, wanted to make out. I left.…

I hope they don’t ruin this magical wonderful movie by making a sequel. The first movie was perfect because of its imperfect moments; the sequel will just be crafted to please the stans.

Please keep us posted about Iris. Some team better send a car for her choice of courtside-seat games. Best marketing they could do. And I would give $ for a home viewing set up for Ms. Iris.

I hope they don’t make a sequel. It was a perfect arc the way is played out. Don’t fuck with it. 

Bobcat got my mom’s cat. All that was left was a collar and a tuft of fur. So long, Elsie Cat.

Has she had a ton of work done? the b+w was a little scary...

Wow! thanks. So even if there are alterations to a red carpet dress, Armani (or the like) will still expect it back? Also, will a stylist request a number of looks from a house/houses, and see what the client likes best?

OMG—Did you notice Amira’s fish-like smoking in CMBYN? So very strange. The most passionate deep throated smoking I have ever seen!

Okay: How does this work. I am a stylist. I have a famous client I need to clothe (say, Elizabeth Moss). I ask the designer (say, Givenchy)

You know, she tried something new. It didn’t work. Now we know. I give her credit for trying!

Shitstirring>Andy Cohen

At the school we both went to, people wore their wealth on their sleeve. There was a lot of money. I can see how that can fck with the head of someone who didn’t have a lot. (I was a poor kid and it fcked with mine—however, I just wound up having a chip on my shoulder about rich kids instead of killing them.)

unfortunately, yes.

I went to 9th grade with Andrew Cunanan. There were no outward signs of his mental illness, which likely matured as he did. He was a friend.

it is even suckier in your forties. trust me.

Hello Sunday Morning is a great place to hang out online. Helped me a lot when I was covered in tequila vomit and self-loathing.

I am struggling with giving up my Amazon addiction, but I did reach out to them and begged them to stop advertising on Breitbart. THAT they CAN and SHOULD do. You can ask them too by emailing amazon: pr@amazon.com, jeff@amazon.com

WORD. the long lasting mascara is the only—only—mascara I’ve ever used that doesn’t leave me with raccoon eyes.

I didn’t drink a lot, but I used it like a drug. I would look forward all day to one or two gin and tonics, and then spend the next day obsessing over my excited anticipation of them. It was my mental relationship with alcohol that did me in. Stopped 18 months ago and I have so much room now in my brain. and no…