Washing jeans is easy-peasy:

No matter the true reason, I’m going to imagine it’s because he wants to devote more time to his hobby of cobbling shoes in his English countryside barn.

Ah, poor sad little punk-ass needs attention eh? Apparently, us liberal pussies are living rent free in your little pea-brain if you’re here.

It’s just one option. Much easier than becoming proficient enough at combat skills to defeat 1 or 2 large male attackers. Women are targeted because they are perceived as being weak. A gun simply levels the playing field. Hopefully it wouldn’t have to be fired.

Unfortunately when the “leader” of the country encourages this behavior because he is afraid of his own ignorance then his crazy supporters will take the excuse. This is unacceptable and I hope this guy who did it gets full punishment for his actions.

Killing girls is ‘fucking awesome’?! I guess we know where you’ll be spending the rest of your miserable life soon. Just a quick reminder about the soap thing.

Caesar right in the pussy!

I thought he was saying “gerbils.”

I think they`re missing a lot of english literature...

This gives me hope that one day, Barron may be a dreadlocked budtender freeganing his way through Tucson and giving long rambling interviews to whoever will buy him a beer.

3a. Her boss is crooked and has significant real estate interest in the NY/NJ area and plans to grift the shit out of HUD.

What are you talking about? The man is a fucking Adonis. I mean this picture is obviously photoshoped. Probably by Obama.

There are entire university departments dedicated to urban planning and design, and America, though young as a country, has made contributions to the history of architecture with greats like Buckminster Fuller. American design experts are in international demand, creating environmentally friendly plans for quickly…

Macmillan Macaroni. He’s the worst.

Mine is Churchill Bean.

Hmmm, Wellesley Wedge. It could work!

it works! i came up with Major Wedge :)

Unrelated, but I came up with a process of generating Gossip Girl names that I’m VERY proud of: for your first name, you pick the last name of a British prime minister and for your last name, you pick a salad. Thus: Blair Waldorf. (My Gossip Girl name would be Thatcher Cobb.)

Audiences and critics are so stupid. Don’t they know there’s nothing more fascinating than a white man in his 50's running around, pretending to be Indiana Jones? 

I disagree.