I think now is the perfect time to be a dick about this.

People like you are the problem.

No, people like me are NOT the problem you fucking ignorant asshat. People like Scalise are the goddamn problem. People like you, who use “people like you are the problem” unironically are, ironically, the goddamn problem.

I intend to be ALL the dicks about this.

Agreed. I have very little to no sympathy for these people. Someone over on Fusion’s article on this said they’d much rather see it be GOP politicians gunned down than innocent elementary school students and that’s pretty much my thought as well. Let some people who have helped commit legislative atrocities get gunned…

I’m glad I’m not the only one whose first instinct was to be a dick. I hope they get all the thoughts and prayers they need.

Until that “apparently” is confirmed, perhaps don’t share un-sourced rumors? Thanks.

You know what, after further thought YES let’s be a dick about this.

The future of American Theater is Kevin Spacey thinking there’s anyone in America who wants to see a Johnny Carson impersonator on any stage outside of Branson, MO.

All shows restage for the Tonys. If the great comet could do it, so can dolly

She stigmatizes it by making it something secret and shameful. She’s not protecting him. She’s protecting her image. She married for money and procreated with a sociopath with old sperm as insurance. She continues the charade because of what’s at stake financially. If her son is miserable, it’s her fault. Fuck her.

They look like a family coming back from the lottery office after finding out they didn’t actually the jackpot.

If the person who can fire you begins a statement with “I hope you can” 99.9% of the population knows that really means “Do this or you’re fired” and we know this is what Trump meant BECAUSE THEN HE FIRED HIM FOR NOT DOING IT.

Balls.

If the exit poll stands up, which means Theresa May is fucked and that the Tories no longer have a majority (with the next gov likely to be a very weak Labour or Tory adm.), then I’ll happily admit I was wrong about Corbyn being able to win.

Senator Chris Murphy says that Donald Trump should follow Comey’s lead and testify under oath.

Oh, I’m sorry, we’re supposed to immediately support whoever is in charge, no matter what?

WHERE’S YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE, ERIC? NOT THAT ONE, THE LONG ONE.

I get why she wouldn’t keep the song because it’s not hers, and she might want to start from scratch musically, but also, THAT SONG IS THE BEST.

Dear Entertainment Industry,

The way you defeat terrorism is BY GIVING NO FUCKS. The point of terrorism is to inspire fear and division and paranoia. If you want to beat terrorism, you must not be a silly, bed wetting American. You have to have a stiff fucking upper lip and give no fucks.