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Is that shirt an incredibly bad cut, or is Jr lurching back into his old Chunk truffle-shuffle days?

Yes, that Richard Lawson. I still snicker over “Kelly Been Someone.”

I can totally see Ivanka “Veruca Salt” Trump demanding that Daddy make 1D see her for whatever reason, perhaps just to show she could. It seems much more plausible than Tiffany A. asking Daddy for something, B. flying out from California to meet a boy band and/or C. Donnie actually attempting to fulfill a request from

We don’t know that it was’t Ivanka. What if it wasn’t superfandom but rather Ivanka wanted to rope them into some ghastly promotional deal for a cologne or sneakers or something and 1D knew what was up?

And yet, a scumbag used condom of a troll seems to think objecting to this fucktard’s behavior is “pearl-clutching.” They get so fucking angry when we deny them access to our bodies whenever they want. I take comfort in the possibility of reincarnation. Each and every POS male will have to live as a woman. Preferably

That could have waited until today. They should have stopped them before they even started their speeches.

“ To be a mediocre white man in America really is something after all”

Man, then you’ve been going to the wrong tapas places. I’d also recommend you avoid dim sum.

Folks, if you are going to a tapas restaurant and there’s a belly dancer, you are in a tacky nightmare. A trap for white people who don’t know any better. Abort immediately.

I thought the whole point of tapas was to have (and or share) multiple small plates, not one like a conventional entree? Did everyone in your party just have one small plate alone? Did no one know what tapas means?

Good point. We know he cares a lot about one of them, at least.

I’m a bad person for what? Hoping that maybe Trump has to see his kid go through a fraction of the kind of suffering he’s inflicting on other kids? I’ll take it. Yeah, I really don’t have enough shits to give about Baron, sorry.

Awfully generous of you to assume he gives a shit about his kids.

Yes, she is a fucking piece of trash and the world would be a better place if she kept hiding in her private utopia than role-playing important public servant.

And Ms. DeVos, faced with the choice of resigning or defying the president, has agreed to go along.

It was gratifying seeing this lying POS getting smacked down by the court. He thinks he can get away with anything and that, as president, he can run roughshod over anyone. I loathe him and his fucking family.

Was it going to be a bargain basement brand? Because rich people aren’t going to buy her shit.

“None of them knew that it was a historic property. They all thought it was just this abandoned shed.”

I’m starting to wonder how long before it comes to that...to people storming the capital building and taking over. A little bit of the French Revolution? Up until this election, I never thought I’d be saying that

Unfortunately, they’re still letting in people from the Confederate States.