Do you know how pissed he would be if people started calling it National Women’s March Day instead? God, his tiny little hands would shake in so much fury.

Dubya is looking presidential as all hell right now. And he once gave Angela Merkel a surprise shoulder massage.

Yes, this is an important thing to point out. I can’t even count how many of my friends and relatives traveled to DC yesterday from other parts of the country. And not just from other places on the east coast; they took overnight buses and actually used their vacation days to attend the march.

I live in a red state in flyover country, and marched with thousands of people at my state’s capital yesterday. Let’s not forget that this march wasn’t just held in DC!

Based on these videos there is something between them: contempt, disgust and hatred.

I noticed that right away too! Just going in the movie theatre my husband waits for me before we head that way. I understand why she wants to stay in NYC.

Donald is just a truly shitty husband. Exhibit H: He doesn’t even wait for Melania to exit the vehicle so he can walk with her/escort her up the stairs. Like school on Saturday— NO CLASS.

Note that Karen is the only one not wasting the liquor.

“But the New Adventures of Ms. Anastasia Beaverhausen?”

I think the only thing that would make him cheeto-non-grata would be if it came out he was the actual father of one or more of Ivanka’s kids.

He can commit all manner of impeachable offenses. That doesn’t mean the Republican controlled House is going to drafts articles of impeachment. Republican voters would punish them if they even tried. You could have video of him murdering a child and Republican voters would still support him.

HAHAHA! People are being delusional. Nothing short of a video of Trump commiting murder could change his public status. Even a tape of him raping a woman will be twisted into a maybe consensual thing. Doing drugs? Personal matter, don’t hate the sinner, but the sin, etc. Shouting the “n” word several times, with a…

I guess the Trumps just giving that money to St. Jude’s is out of the question.

Hot take alert:

a federal judge said it “borders on the irrational” to say any hacking of the voting machines might have occurred.

Try this:

I add to this (dead to me) list; the people throughout and after the primaries that talked shit and hate-voted Hillary. And then, had the subsequent hangover of November 9.

I see no reason to give shitstains like this the benefit of the doubt. They had a chance. And they voted for Trump. That was their chance and they fucked it up.

I have a co-worker married to an Ecuadorian woman. According to him the next party possibly in power in Ecuador does not like the idea of Assange using the embassy as a refuge. He may get kicked out by them first

Someone in the Ecuadorian embassy really needs to take one for the entire global team and pull the fucking fire alarm. Then bar him from re-entry, like “you’re on your own now, suckerrrrrrr!”