CNN has been all about drawing this false equivalency between Trump and Clinton this entire election cycle -- as if their hiring of Corey Lewandowski, the fast-talking, female pundit-interrupting man literally caught on tape assaulting a reporter he didn’t like, was any ambiguous sign. It’s infuriating. In their zeal…

What I understand even less is how anyone could possibly think Trump will somehow stand up for the little guy instead of blatantly supporting his fellow rich a-holes once he’s in office and nobody can do anything to stop him. How does a real estate developer have blue-collar appeal? How can anyone think he’s not just…

With five bullets in the chamber.

I’ve always been more troubled by this anecdote I tell people:
Back when I was waiter, Cheesecake Factory was seen as the best place in town in to work at, but they wouldn’t even look at your application unless you had some previous, high marked experience in an another restaurant. By the time you even got an…

Is Donald Trump not part of the “moneyed elites”? The billionaire who inherited his wealth and has spent his adult life jetting from penthouse apartments to penthouse resorts, and back again? He’s a real man of the people that one.

It’s not rolling the dice, it’s playing Russian Roulette.

Hillary’s response should be “I will if you will.”

Dibs

I think you have the right idea. Democrats need to be loud angry-asses (no offence, not aimed at you) and get everybody wound up the way the Republicans do. Maybe if we scream loud enough it will bread the mesmer-svengali transfixication Trump has on the media and they will stop saying candidates are equally bad.

If you are a traditional Democratic voter who chooses to vote for Gary Johnson or Jill Stein or just not to vote, because you “don’t trust” Hillary Clinton, please go ahead and consider yourself my mortal enemy.

ISIS wants Trump as President SO BAD.

No, its to dissuade people from moving here with unreal expectations that they’ll live in huge loft apartments, buy Louboutins with their assistant level paychecks, and then afford appletinis every night at the local VIP only discotheque.

No. She is the worst. It’s one thing to be a flaming racist narcissist; that’s a condition that requires self-awareness to correct, and if there’s one thing a narcissist doesn’t have, it’s that. So, Donald is evil, but I expect nothing more from him.

So we’re not at all going to ignore the fact that he’s obviously wearing some kind of protective undergarment, right?

Judging by the nature of their relationship, she’d know about his stamina (*wink-wink*), amirite?!

A daughter referring to her father’s “stamina” isn’t creepy at all. Nosiree.

And yet, they get upset when you call them this.

Kosher Italian is the name of my next rock band.

Oh — Emirjeta Xhelili? Of the Mayflower Xhelilis?