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Teenage Mutant Kinja Turtle
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Of course analytics don’t work.”

Oh course there were WMDs in Iraq, I know this because I believe it...

Eyes Wide Shut

I knew something was up because we had anakin’s blue lightsaber (which Rey had in her possession). Why he didn’t project with his green saber is strange.

I proposed to my wife with one of these 7 years ago

I don’t know about corporate Subaru, but seriously, FUCK Subaru dealers. Subaru has the reputation as the fun/utility/we’re going to do what we want brand. They dont make beautiful works of art, they make purpose driven vehicles, even if they look...different.

They can fire you for any reason privately, there are just certain reasons they cant tell...like pregnancy, or race, or gender, or sexual orientation. Right to work just means they arent obligated to inform you of the reason (which is a great way to hide illegal dismissals).

Come on guys! Cutting yourself is a healthier alternative to putting a gun in your mouth and pulling the trigger, that’s a good thing.