By all rights, he should have taken her right there in front of God and WGN. And still got to keep the ball.

This username is incredible.

When I was born they whisked me away to the newborn viewing area, as was custom many years ago. So Dad went to check me out, and on his return Mom asked “How is the baby? How does he look?” and Dad answered “He’s kind of weird-looking.” Mom cried.

When my niece was born, my brother said ‘she’s ugly but she’s my daughter.’ She WAS ugly but got cuter with time.

And that still a friggin awesome user name you got there. Genius.

Portman would still be proud.

Love it! Let's be offended by EVERYTHING!