He purported to know Nathan about the situation.

Quick way to see if your date is a real human person or artificial intelligence is to ask them whether there are two halves or four quarters in women’s college basketball. If they aren’t sure or say that there are two halves, you’re dealing with highly advanced artificial intelligence and the most important thing you…

It genuinely frightens me that a culture like this could go unchecked for so long...

I didn’t see the llama doing anything scary or dangerous but I did see a stupid kid freaking the fuck out over something most normal people would find delightful. So what do you do if you have a stupid kid that freaks the fuck out over innocuous events?

If it’s some solace, be relieved by the fact that some students felt it had to be reported, probably at the risk of being shunned by peers for being a “snitch.” I’m gonna dwell on that a bit to rinse out the stink of this guy.

When asked to summarize his role in the incident, he responded by assuring the director of personnel that he had “only been frank” with the players.

The jokes have been made, and they are very funny, you guys. So I just came here to say:

Just take the compliment!

“ and said the comment about the female student was “not meant to be inappropriate.”

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

They shot Harambe for less.

They’re good dogs Brent Musburger.

I wasn’t aware of the Hernandez case (except the trial itself), but I have heard about Lawrence Phillips. In any event, abuse towards prison inmates are generally outliers. I had a child rapist client, though, who wasn’t. Every time I visited him, his new pair of glasses was beaten all to hell.

Jared from Subway?

Have you ever seen a piece of shit with a bigger bullseye on his back? Enjoy prison shithead.

Really? I see the video and I’m so glad I have a small child, we are going to have SO many hilarious moments at her expense.

I mean, obviously the photo. You can always have another kid but a photo op like that is once in a lifetime.

That photo shows proof of the right decision being made.

I mean, what kind of day did that kid think he was in for? His parents must have sold him on alpaca lies.