His jean shorts say "yeah, I probably neglect my child" while his Florida residency says "yeah, I probably neglect my child."

Still a better parent than Casey Anthony.

This is great. +269/535

Is it? I mean, we hear about the brief length of the average NFL career often, but many of those players with short stints weren't big names to begin with. Those guys bounced around on practice squads or the bottom of depth charts before retiring in their mid-20s. I think it's a tad interesting to see the reasoning…

I honestly don't see the problem here. You don't deserve to play if you can't handle softball questions.

Seeing as you were around during Eric's prior life as a commenter ... no, not at all.

I'm not sure exactly what you're talking about as a trend, but in this particular case, I think there's a difference between being a cynic and being a cynical asshole—one just grumpily minds their own business, the other makes sure to let everyone else know how right they are about everything.

Many NHLers would look like an octopus setting up a folding chair just trying to make that move

He first tried to use Instagram, but for some reason nobody saw it.

Drew, I know you're the one with a parenting column and I may as well be a spambot hawking penis pills, but you're definitely doing the snow day wrong:

Why not just have NPH host everything?

Look, just because Marchman did it, we don't need every writer posting their awful breakfast rankings.

"I don't usually share drama on social media"

That was the first of many pounds shared between them.

Farther than chris kluwe

December 31, 2012, Philadelphia

Sure, his hand might have grazed his opponent's crotch, but there's a vas deferens between that and an actual shot to the junk.

Proud of you Jennifer. Don't listen to the assholes. This is how progress is made. Two steps forward, then a hesitant shuffle to the side, and then WHAM, three steps backwards through the air.

I also recently learned the tough lesson that spending extra money doesn't always lead to the desired results. My wife declared a "red alert" while on the way to our Valentine's Day dinner.