Yes. It means that they're unable to process data objectively and are willing to listen to all sorts of ridiculousness.

If placing someone in a room for 10 minutes is considered kidnapping, then I was kidnapped around 100 times when I was a kid. Hell, I'm being kidnapped by my girlfriend right now.

If you use one part rubbing alcohol to 2 parts water, then you will have a moldable cold pack instead of a big brick of ice.

This, completely. After a concussion or brain injury like that, you can't process enough of what is going on to make the judgment call to take yourself out.

Coaches are chickenshits. Rather be able to blame a player in the end rather than their own decision. Look at the RGIII debacle.

Friends and family report that this is the first they've heard of the new addition, as the Staines still won't shut the fuck up about running a half-marathon.

The man later explained that his wife was in no danger, given her incredible ability to repel wood.

I'm not saying it's an excuse, but my wife is a pharmacist and there are MANY things that they have to deal with that it's not hard to imagine them becoming jaded or just sick of all the crap.

Most people don't realize that they aren't just pill counters. My wife is a truly amazing professional and I tell her often…

Best one I ever heard was at a soccer player's wedding. He is English, and so was the best man, who said, "(groom) is going to approach his marriage just as he approaches his football career: score twice a week....go the full 90 minutes....switch ends at halftime...and play half his games away from home....though…

I hate those too. I don't want my kids to have rotting teeth or be grossly overweight either. My eldest is skinny as hell, but healthy and the next fucker that tells he needs to eat more is going to taste my finest, organic, freshly made knuckle sandwich.

I don't know how many times one of my dogwalker acquaintances would bemoan the burdens of dog ownership by saying "It's just like having a kid." Yep, I remember how my mom and dad would lock me in a cage with a bowl of water and go to work all day, and I turned out pretty well.

Oh, no.

Yes fuck them. It is a god damn dog. It is not a child. You leave food in bowl on the floor for it. Bathe it weekly, maybe, and can step out of the house for many fucking hours without Children Services arresting you and sending your "kid" to foster care where she will end up stripping and on meth by her 16th birthday.

The video of the snow collapsing this roof in 2025 is going to be pretty freaking sweet.

that snake should have requested strength training with Patrick Willis instead of car service

But we should probably look at the blood.

My thoughts exactly. Robinson couldn't hide his race, and if not for his insane skill and character combination he likely wouldn't have broke through. Which was more along the lines of what Will Leitch was expecting.

Yes! The beginning of her interview was amazing. "GUYS, LISTEN!" Then it devolved very quickly...

It seems as though Robert Nutting ought to be on the "Political Power Hitter" side.

I know a kid who calls it "Grandma Juice".