And hopefully JC Chavez will be laughing loudly at that exact moment.

I abstained all season...but I am a lifelong Eagles fan (the irony I knew this could happen) so I will watch my girst game this season Sunday. Your prayers are appreciated.

Panama, I have not backslid this entire season, which is probably easier for me than you but now my Eagles are in and I feel a heavy weight on my chest the closer we get to Sunday. So, my question is, if your hometown wins, do you go to the parade? Signed, Philly Jawn.

Dear Baby Jesus and Baby Jesus’s Dad,

I am probably 35 years older than this kid and don’t have half of his conviction.

King Johnson, your journal entry is spot-on. Good job.

The “OK” knocked me out. It has to be the the step child of “I said what I said” This child is COMPLETELY unbothered by his teacher. It’s fabulous. And I have been trying to find a way to articulate what my mood for 2018 is and this child found it for me.

We need to get this kid free tickets to see Black Panther. That’s the least he deserves for being the woke and being this “I don’t give a fuck about how woke I am” at age 9. Shit, put him in the movie.

Yeah but the Junior part... is fucking me up. Shit, If my mama is SERENA FUCKING WILLIAMS... NAME ME SERENA which is short for “Blessed by the hands of Black Jesus and the female Gods in the world”.

“When reached for comment, Sharapova first said no comment. Then circled back and asked to be off the record. And then admitted that she saw the pictures this morning, and that Alexis’s bright white blankie and cute little baby lips were intimidating her.”