Is that Vermont Teddy bear any more washable than their other ones?

I say, Turing — are you a poof?

At zero Trace Adkins we were at the maximum, frankly.

Sure, when he's sober and not confronted with a dissimilar "impersonator". Who among us couldn't say that, though?

Sweet Jesus

That was YOU??? Dick.

Make them cat-fight for it before one of them dies, too.

True story: about 25 years ago, I was given Russell Johnson's home number (I can't reveal how I got it, the source still works in the entertainment industry) and held onto it for the longest time, thinking one day I would call him and thank him for his wonderful work on something so important to my childhood. Today,…

After 3 or 4 months on the island, I would have. Stone cold sober.

Not really…

Go to shell!

Having not seen "Her" yet, what was extraordinary about the costume design, without giving away any spoilers?

Oh, did Dusty Baker start managing the Giants again on the side?

You just GOTTA kick us while we're down (i.e. the past 106 years) don't you, you big jerk.

Jesus, that description made me wince.

*sigh* I don't know why I'll bother, but here goes…

"…Travis relaxing at home…"

*SPOILER*

Two pretzels were walking in die Strasse…

"What do you call your act?"